The Hobbit

I’m a LOTR nerd, you all know that (though I do it with CLASS). So of course, The Hobbit has been out for a week now, and already I’ve seen it twice. The first time I saw it in 3D, but the glasses were kind of a pain to wear over my regular glasses, and I had to leave the theatre in the middle to use the bathroom (when I came back from the bathroom, I thought my sunglasses were the 3D glasses and I kept putting them on then cleaning them with my shirt trying to figure out why it was so dark all of a sudden, LOL). With the bathroom thing and the 5 minutes it took me to figure out the glasses, I missed most of the part about Radagast the Brown. Which is why, when I found out my friend Cindy still hadn’t seen The Hobbit, I offered to use my two free movie passes–that I won from knowing Hobbit trivia–to go see it (again) with her. We didn’t see it in 3D this time, and I STILL had to leave to use the bathroom (it’s a 3 hour-long movie, people, c’mon!) but at least it was at a different part. I didn’t miss too much the first time, ‘cuz that Radagast guy is pretty weird, but that hedgehog is SO CUTE!!! JEcI0
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But seriously though, the movie was AMAZING! The Hobbit is only one book, and they’ve split it up into three movies– and not short movies, either, I mentioned before the first one was 3 hours long. I know a lot of people were worried the movies would be really bad, but I think they’ve done an incredible job with it (YAY FOR EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS MOVIE I KNOW THERES A LOT OF YOU BUT YOU ALL DESERVE A PAT ON THE BACK MAYBE MORE IDK). If you read the LOTR books, then watch the movies, even if you watch the extended versions you can still see just how much they had to leave out. With The Hobbit, by splitting into 3 long movies they can do it all– and more. In the book, the Necromancer is just someone who Gandalf has to leave the dwarves to take care of for a while. Tolkien never goes into who/what the Necromancer is, how Gandalf defeated it, or who helped him (if anyone). Now they go all out telling what happened there, and the part in Rivendell with the Lady Galandriel and Saruman, too, was just incredible. Seeing him before he was all evil was awesome, though he wasn’t really a good guy in this movie, still kind of a jerk, though of course the line about the mushrooms was so funny. XD
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Also, I read in an article that they go into more detail with Bard’s past (Bard is the archer guy who actually kills the dragon). In the book Tolkien just mentions something about his wife and child dying, but Peter Jackson says, “Bard is an interesting character, but [in the book] he’s kind of a random character who comes in… We take more time introducing him. We know from what follows that he was a father, so we [explore] the fact. I don’t think we take liberties, because it’s all there in the storytelling.” I’m pretty excited for that, since before the movie came out I would dream that I got a part in The Hobbit where I was Bard’s little sister and when I got hurt by the dragon and then Legolas came and healed me and all that… but yeah, that never happened, obviously (that would be a DREAM COME TRUE best thing that could ever possibly happen to me) but it still gave me an interest in Bard.
And then, of course, there was Kili. He’s actually a dwarf if you can believe it, though most people think he doesn’t look like one. Because, really, dwarves are just not that sexy.
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I was watching one of those video blogs Peter Jackson made showing the filming of the movie (they were amazing, it just makes me wish I were in the movie THAT MUCH MORE) and even the other dwarves agreed that Kili is the sexy dwarf. For a lot of people, Legolas was the reason they enjoyed the Lord of the Rings, and I will freely admit he was a very big reason for me. Legolas isn’t in the first Hobbit movie, and Kili replaced him as the eye candy for the movie, and a lot of girls (like me) are very, very pleased.
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The first time I saw it I took in everything as best as I could and just enjoyed the Hobbit-ness of it all, but the second time around I just watched what Kili was doing. Every time he did something badass, I would spazz out, and my friend would smack me. Of course, he’s an archer too, like Legolas, always shooting people and stuff. He’s reckless, too, and so funny. His laugh is incredible, every time another dwarf did something funny he’d crack up and I’d die just watching him.
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so yah, Kili’s amazing, and he’s played by the actor Aiden Turner, who also plays Luke in the upcoming City of Bones movie!!! The author, Cassandra Clare, is an even bigger LOTR nerd than I am (at least I think she is…. that’s what I’m led to believe from her blog). She was on set a lot, and I don’t know how she didn’t spazz out every time she talked to him. I mean, the guy has worked with Orlando Bloom, Peter Jackson, Martin Freeman, all these amazing people, and the fact that he’s in HER movie working as one of HER characters would kill me if I were her, though the post about Aiden was remarkably calm. I was disappointed. Ah, well.
The second Hobbit movie comes out December 13th, 2013, and, honestly, I just don’t think I can wait that long. In fact, yeah, there’s no way I am waiting that long.
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Because I absolutely ADORED the first movie, and the second one is going to be even BETTER. Why, you ask? Because Kili AND Legolas are going to be in it! OMIGOSH SO EXCITING!!! I FLIPPED OUT when I found out he was going to be in it (which was actually in the middle of a grocery store, so ah… yeah…)
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so exciting! a lot of people I mention it to say it doesn’t make sense for him to be in it. But seriously, I mean, come on people, pay attention to the facts (or just read the books a lot closer). In the Hobbit book, they just call the elf king of Mirkwood “Elvenking”. In the first LOTR book, it states clearly that Legolas is the son of that king, whose name is revealed to be Thandriul. Yeah, you know that guy on the moose? That one is Legolas’ father. And since Legolas was a little more than 300 when the LOTR books were going on, and the Hobbit happens only about 50 years before that, clearly Legolas was still alive and kicking when the dwarves get to his dad’s court. In the LOTR movies Legolas and Gimli have this bromance going on, and Gimli’s dad, Gloin, actually talks with Legolas a bit in one of the movies. In one part Legolas is looking at Gloin’s locket which has a picture of his wife and son in it. Since his wife is a dwarf she has a beard, and Legolas says, “What ugly creature is this!” and Gloin gets all insulted XP There’s only one picture of him out, and he’s talking to Bard the Bowman. His eyes look so blue, but I think it may just be the angle of the camera.

My room has also been Hobbit-ifyied. I bought myself the calendar, and even though it’s still December 2012, the calendar has been stuck on December 2013, the month with Legolas on it. Coincidence? I think not! Also I got 2 Hobbit posters from my friends (the same one, actually). One is hanging on my wall… at least most of the time, it keeps falling off. Also for Christmas I got a LOTR key chain (I love it, though actually I have yet to put a key on it, I just wear it as sort of a ring), a book about the art design of the Hobbit, and (indirectly) a hobbit T-shirt. OH YES!
So basically, I LOVED the Hobbit so much, and I very well may die before the next movie comes out. I want SO BADLY to see my Legolas, and also I’m really looking forward to the barrel scene, which looks like a lot of fun.
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I will leave you with that, hope everyone that saw it loved the movie as much as I did!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Follow up post to: Pirates
Also, a quick spoiler alert to those who haven’t seen the movie.

I’ve got to admit, I’m having a serious deja vu moment here. About two months ago, both my parents left for some party, leaving my brother and I alone with no one else to hear my screams as we watched a very exiting movie I had been waiting to watch for a long time (the movie was The Return of the King, just so you know, and this post was a result of that night). Now, tonight, the same thing has happened; I have been left alone with an AMAZING movie and, one again, upon finishing it I have raced to my computer to blog about it. But I assure you, the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest was nowhere near as emotionally scarring as ROTK was (if it were, this post would consist of almost nothing but capital letters and exclamation points).

Probably the only reason why it wasn’t as traumatizing is because I’ve already seen the end of the third movie. I mentioned this in my post about the first Pirates movie, and now I’ve finally figured out that the movie I saw the end of on TV was in fact the third one. This (meaning the one I am currently BLOGGING about) is the second movie. But seriously, I mean, Jack Sparrow DIES!! And all that stuff with Barbossa coming back in the last 3 SECONDS OF THE MOVIE i mean way to go guys really? just really wow ok ANYWAY Its been kind of a while since I saw the 3rd one, so I don’t remember ALL of it, but Jack Sparrow was definitely there, so I know things get worked out somewhere along there. Also, when I was, like, 10 or something my brother got this Pirates of the Caribbean gift set– no idea who it was from, or what was in it– I just know one of the things was a book (or where there multiple books? I can’t remember…) but either way I remember something about Jack and the Black Pearl in a desert or something and a bunch of sand crabs carrying the ship, then something about the ship going over the edge of the world… I don’t even know anymore. Either way, there would have been a lot more stabbing and screaming (don’t worry, fake knife) if I had thought Jack was dead. Though, like I explained before, Jack isn’t quite hot enough for me to really love him, but he really reminds me a lot of myself (mostly because we both have weird hair no one else would even consider).

Now! Onto the actual second movie, the one I’m supposed to be blogging about! I loved it, just to make things clear. It was pretty amazing, I am just in awe of all the special effects. The makeup on Davy Jones’ crew is simply astounding, especially the barnacles on Bootstrap Bill’s face– the way they actually moved. Just incredible. Also, I noticed Bootstrap Bill is the same actor from Thor and The Avengers! Whoot! Oh, how I love it when my fandoms collide XD But they say Will and Bill Turner look exactly alike, but really they don’t at all. Orlando Bloom and this guy?

Nuh-uh just no not seeing it. Not to offend or anything, nothings wrong with Steven, he’s been in a lot of movies I like, just no, he’s not really hot at all.

Orlando Bloom was back in the movie, of course, he’s the best part of the whole thing :D
Will Turner HOT
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I died XP He’s just so hot!! That’s way I don’t really like Twilight. Cuz a movie just isn’t good unless there is at least ONE hot person in it, and like Jack was saying with Will’s soul being worth 4, I think his sexiness is the equivalent of having 4 sexy men in one movie. CUZ THATS JUST HOW FANGIRL LOGIC WORKS OKAY. Yay! There was a lot of Will/Elizabeth love in the movie– really, that’s what the whole thing is based on. Their wedding is ruined, they’re both arrested, and Will agrees to go all the way around the world to find a man he has no idea where he is just to free Elizabeth. Adorable! And then, of course, she goes after him, too. But in the big fight scenes, he wasn’t really freaked out or worried for her safety as much as I thought he should be– considering most of the time she was in more danger than he was. This is a sign that he doesn’t really love her, and I say good riddance, because that means more for me. Ahem. Anyway, he makes up for that later with the LOOK on his FACE when he catches Jack and Elizabeth kissing!!! Eeeek, it was the sweetest thing ever!!! And then later when she got into the boat, he said, “Where’s Jack?” and the jealously was SO CLEAR in his voice oh it was incredible :D
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And LOOK he has a puppy!! (or dog FINE whatever i like calling all dogs puppy because I LOVE DOGS) Honestly, one of my favorite parts of the movie was watching the bloopers at the end. Its so amazing when you get to see actors actually ACTING like themselves, seeing them in a role is one thing, but seeing him mess around and really laugh on set was so great. Because Will doesn’t actually get to laugh that much at all in the movies now that I think about it, so this was really great.
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I think my favorite part from the actual MOVIE (not the bloopers) was the part when Will, Jack, and Norrington had been in that spinning wheel for so long that when they finally got out they kept falling over cuz they were so off-balance. Will fell on his face (in the water) twice and it was so funny and adorable, I died laughing right there!! DMCcaps673
(i feel like I’ve been dieing a lot lately… now there’s something you don’t hear every day ;D)

Also, when I was randomly surfing the web, I came across this song, and its so funny, I love it XD

After watching this, I decided that there must be something about Orlando Bloom’s voice that makes people want to make absurd remixes about. I mean, first They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard, and now this? I told you before, I just love his voice, no idea why, but still… there’s something undeniably fabulous about it. I just LOVED how they kept referencing this in the second movie. Like in the beginning when Jack is drinking in the cabin and he runs out, the first thing he says is: “Why is the rum always gone?” And then when he saw Elizabeth later, he mutters to his first mate, “Hide the rum.” Both times I died laughing, and my brother thought he was missing something and he kept yelling “WHAT?! What just happened?” but I never told him :D

And of course, Jack Sparrow had all the best lines!
Gibbs: So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we’re setting out to find this key?
Jack Sparrow: Now you’re not making any sense at all.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
^^^ sounds like something I would say XD

All in all, though, I really do think I liked the first movie better. The love story was better because neither Will nor Elizabeth knew that they liked each other, so things are almost… I don’t know, awkward now that they’re really together. This one was also a lot more complicated. The first one wasn’t so simple that it was boring, but it was simple enough that the ending was really great and they didn’t have to make a sequel if they didn’t want to. In this one, there were about four problems going on at once (Jack and his deal with Davy Jones, Will and Elizabeth going free, the East India trading company wanting power, etc) and then as the movie went on even more problems came up (escaping the cannibals, getting Will off that ship, Will saving his father, Norrington regaining his honor, Elizabeth finding Will…). Finally there are so many problems that you can’t help but think that there’s just no way they could possibly solve everything by the end of the movie– and sure enough, almost nothing is solved in the end, and a lot of new problems are created in the last 5 minutes of the film (seriously, though, Barbossa shows up at literally the last 3 seconds of the movie. the movie ENDS with HIS LINE)

Still I really did love the movie a lot (I had to return it to the library the day after I watched it– god dammit, why can’t I ever keep a POTC movie long enough to watch it twice??!). Jack and Will were amazing as ever, and I loved Norrington’s surprise return, that was pretty awesome :D The whole movie was a success, I can’t believe it took me this long to see it– if you’re even sadder than I am and you haven’t seen it yet, you should. Definitely. Without a doubt :D

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

You know what this means?! That’s right people! Two posts in one day, whoot!! Get excited!! Yah… I’m not fooling anyone, no one reads my blog XP

ANYWAY:

I love the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. I’m not gonna say its my favorite, cuz I could never decide that, but it’s definitely one of them. But still, up till now, I’ve never actually seen the movies. Well, sort of. Twice I’ve turned on the TV on a weekend night and I’ve gotten to watch the end of one of the Pirates movies (it was the same movie both times, though I’m not sure which one of them it was). But still! Now I have seen the first one!! (I was sick yesterday and I’m fine today, but I still had to stay home from school, so I had a lot of time on my hands. Hence the 2 posts.)

So yes. Now I have seen the first POTC (hmm… No cool acronym for that movie apparently. Also, am I the only one who keeps mistaking ROTG for ROTK?) movie!! And I must say– I love it!!!!! When I saw the end of the one Pirates movie– I really must find out which one it was– I hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings yet, which made a shockingly big difference– cuz that’s just how epic LOTR is (<– see? another cooler acronym!).

The first time I saw Will in the soon-to-be-determined movie, I was instantly attracted. Same with the first time I watched The Fellowship of the Ring– I saw Legolas and I thought he was indescribably glorious. Then when the movie was over, my dad was like, “oh, yah, that’s Orlando Bloom” and my first thought was THATS THE PIRATE. So this time, when I watched it I could see that Will Turner is the same actor as my beloved Legolas, and I must say, I really like him as a brunette ;D. I noticed his voice never really changed, so it was like my Legolas was talking, he just suddenly wasn’t a blond anymore. It was really nice actually, since Legolas doesn’t really have a love interest in LOTR (A GOOD THING), and Will got to say all those adorable things about Elizabeth. I DIED INSIDE when he said “I’ll die for her” or whatever, something like that XD. Since the voice is the same I can pretend its Legolas talking about me!!! WHOOT!!!!!! (Don’t you DARE ask me which one is better I’m not ready for that kind of life-changing decision STOP I CAN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT oh the agony)

BUT WHY AM I SPENDING THIS TIME COMPARING IT TO LOTR?!?! I really did find myself thinking about it a lot as I watched the movie, since they both have the LV (Legolas Voice) and I think they were made around the same time, not sure on that one. But still,Pirates is a legend of its own.

I love Jack Sparrow, for one thing. One very, very big thing (not to say that he’s fat or anything). Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in one movie was all a little much for me (mind=blown, as Matt would say) but I handled it :D

Jack Sparrow is not quite hot enough for me to be in love with him like I am with Legolas Will (OH GOD). More than anything he just reminds me of myself, and despite how incredible I am (I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep things interesting) it’s just that when someone is THAT CLOSE to being me, well… meh, I guess I’m just not an easy person to fall in love with. Either that, or it’s those dreadlocks he has. When they were talking about where he would have gotten rope to escape, and he said hair, I though he meant one of his dreadlocks, cuz those things are pretty rope-like. He used back hair though, which I realize now was actually a joke… huh. At the time I couldn’t decide if he was serious or not. Oh, well. I love his personality, he’s the funniest person. I love his sarcasm (a trait I share myself) and I think its awesome how, no matter how bad the situation is, he’s always relaxed, still making jokes. Most of the time he has a plan, too, though I can never tell when he has a plan or not. Now that’s a poker face :D

Jack has one of the best personalities. I love how he’s always so light and careless. I hate it when I’m reading a book or watching a movie and someone says something funny but NO ONE laughs cuz they’re too busy worrying about whatever important thing is coming up in the next chapter/scene. Jack will always laugh, and I love him for it XD because of that he has some of the best lines, too, so he’s just awesome all around

also i just realized JACK SPARROW HAS THE SAME NAME JACK FROST WELL SORT OF NOT EXACTLY HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE (see? less than 140 characters. 135, actually).

So yes, I am in love with Will Turner and his Legolas Voice, the adorableness between Will and Elizabeth, Jack Sparrow’s epic-ness, the storyline, the ride, the costumes, the actors, all of it. I am dying to watch the next one (maybe THATS the one I saw the end of! Who knows?) but I only have the first one for 24 hours (actually more like 18 now, maybe 19, I got it around 3:30) so I go now to watch it AGAIN!!! Yeah!

Jack Frost

Yup… I’m FROSTBITTEN.  Because Jack Frost is a glorious human being spirit… god… guardian, whatever he is.  I don’t know.  BUT I’M SURE ITS GLORIOUS. I loved him the second I saw the first commercial for Rise of the Guardians in the theatres. At first I thought he looked kinda like Jem Carstairs from Clockwork Angel and Clockwork Prince with that hair, but really, the hair is the only thing that’s the same. Jem is Chinese, which my Jack is most definitely NOT, different eyes, too, and build, and also their personalities couldn’t be more different. So I love Jack even more than Jem. ‘Cuz Jem is sweet, but a little too sweet. I need a badass in my life, which Jack most certainly is ;D

OH HOLY OF HOLIES. Though he still does have a sweet side… really, he’s the perfect combination of both.

OH HOW I ADORE HIM. He’s really the most incredible person. I know, I know, falling in love with fictional characters. I’m doing it again. *facepalm* BUT GOD DAMMIT I CAN’T HELP IT!! He’s just so amazing!!!!!! And its sort of worse this time, since not only does he not exist, but he’s a cartoon character. A bloody cartoon character. I guess that’s just cuz no one can be that sexy in real life ;D

I mean, just ask the people at Dreamworks who made the movie. Probably one of the hardest parts of making RoTG was finding the perfect person for Jack’s voice, because not just any person can play him. But unfortunately, they didn’t. I DON’T MEAN TO OFFEND I’m a movie maker myself, and I know how hard it is and I have a healthy appreciation for all movie makers, but it is my own personal opinion that I don’t really like Jack Frost’s voice. I read on the IMDB page that Leonardo DiCaprio was supposed to do the voice of Jack Frost, and I’ve never really seen him in a movie, but I think he would have done a really great job with it. But then he had to quit (or was he fired? IMDB didn’t say…) and the movie makers probably didn’t have too much time to find a replacement. So they went with Chris Pine, who wouldn’t have been MY choice, but still… His voice is just too deep for Jack, who’s supposed to be 17, yet here Chris Pine comes skipping along, playing his character with his stupid 32-year old voice. Grrrrr…. Though, when I watched the movie, the voicing didn’t throw me off or distract me as much as I had thought it would, and after a while I was pretty used to it. There were still a few spots where I found myself cringing, though (I hate the way he says “snowballs and fun times”). Still, it could be a lot worse, and they did a really good job with what they had.

My friend Cindy got to see the movie on Wednesday afternoon, and I didn’t get to see it till Friday, so we were talking about it on Wednesday night. She said she wished she were the little girl Jack carries home in one scene, and I agree, that part was really adorable. I was thinking, and I think maybe I’d rather be Baby Tooth, the little fairy Jack loves so much.

Then I thought some more… and, really, I think out of all the things he interacts with in the movie, I’d rather be his staff. I mean, have you seen how he holds that thing? Yum.


ah…. I’m naughty. I know. But still… *licks lips*

This post is already pretty long, so I’ll try to cut it short– but first I MUST RANT ABOUT HIS HORRIBLY SAD BACKSTORY. just a little rant. I promise. It was just so sad and adorable his little sister was really cute and OH THE FEELS and what he did for her it took me a while to figure it out at first I thought he was being mean and he was trying to play a joke on her but then i realized he was trying to save her life without scaring her and then when he used the stick thingy that later became his staff i was like OH THATS WHY ITS CURVED and then her face when he sank and i just can’t decide whether i like his hair better when it was brown or white no you know what i think i like it better white and THIS IS WHY TWITTER LIMITS ME TO ONLY 140 CHARACTERS. THIS IS WHY.

Sorry.

So maybe that wasn’t a little rant. But it could have been a lot worse. I may have to do a follow-up post in a few days and cover all the things I missed in this one, but I have a movie to watch now. Bye!– but first:

I BELIEVE IN JACK FROST

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The Mummy

I ACTUALLY MADE THIS POST FOREVER AGO, BUT IT GOT LOST SOMEHOW, SO HERE IT IS WHILE I’M UPDATING THE BLOG:
Once, at a hotel, I saw the last half of The Mummy 2, and I love the main actor, Brendan Fraser. Also, at Universal Studios, I loved the Revenge of the Mummy ride, so I have always wanted to see the first mummy movie. I did this weekend with my BFF Serenity, and it was so good!!!! When I saw the second one, I kinda thought the mummy was hot (you know, in a bald, 3,000-year-old corpse kinda way) and I feel so bad for him. He tries to bring back his dead girlfriend three different times– the first two times he is interrupted, and the third time he succeeds and then she leaves him to die. I was so mad at her for that. All those flesh-eating bugs are pretty creepy, too, and I think the love between Rick O’Connell and Evy is so cute!! He’s just so tough-guy, and she’s like a total nerd, but he’s got it so bad for her… And the look on his face when he walked in on the mummy kissing her!! Loved it. So anyway, as I was watching, I couldn’t help but notice the resemblance between the mummy and my uncle, Sean, who is less hot, but they are still so alike it astounds me. At first I just thought so because they are both bald, but then I made this picture, and I was like: WHOA THEY REALLY ARE ALIKE!!!! Maybe they’re related or something– that would be so cool! Check out the picture– and please tell me you see the resemblance. It’s impossible to miss.

ah… so fun. anyways, I definately give this movie four and a half stars (out of five) so if you haven’t seen it, you should!!! Here are some pictures from my favorite scenes:


this is that scene i loved with the kissing ;D

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… and when they finally kissed, at the very end of the movie, I was all like: ITS ABOUT TIME!!!! XD

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

I am an UNBELIEVABLY HUGE LOTR fan, though up untill a few hours ago, I had never seen the third movie. I bought it months ago, but never got around to watching it. And might I say– SO MANY FEELS.

ARGH. I screamed so much at the TV tonight, I’m afraid the neighbors think I was being murdered. My poor puppy, Lucy (I starting yelling that if she were a boy we should have named her Legolas, though I hadn’t seen any of the movies when we got her) was really scared every time I screamed. CUZ THERE WERE THAT MANY FEELS. agh. I am going to regret this post in the morning. But then I will watch the movie again, and suddenly I will not regret it at all.

BUT ANYWAY. I am done raving (for the most part). Now I am going to tell you what I thought of the movie! Despite the obvious agony I am in (THE FEELS), I actually loved the movie. A lot. Though it was by no means a happy movie. In fact, it was downright sad. At the coronation part near the end, I started clapping (and then couldn’t stop for the longest time) and smiling. I thought it would be over then, and leave me with a giddy, happy feeling like most movies (Narnia, Inkheart, etc) do. BUT NOOO-OOO-OOO, it just had to go on! I admit, at was adorable when Sam married the girl of his dreams, Rosie (SO CUTE!!!) And then, when Bilbo was going away with the elves, I wasn’t sad, cuz he was going to live with the elves for the rest of his life anyway, and the elves are really not that bad to be around. In fact, it could be downright awesome, considering how unbelievably hot most of them are. But then, when Gandalf announced he was leaving too, I was like NOOOOOOO!!!!! Gandalf is by no means my favorite character, but I don’t hate him either, he is just probably one of the few people in those movies who was not incredibly sexy. But I do like him, and I know the hobbits would miss him, so I was sad. And then when Frodo said he was leaving– I was like OH HELL NO. He spent the whole journey to Mordor wishing he were back in the Shire, remembering the Shire, longing for the Shire, doing it for the Shire. Then, after the bad guy gets the defeated and he finally gets to go back to the Shire, he decides it’s not interesting enough for him, and he goes to live with a bunch of elves he barely knows and his senile old uncle in a far away place he can never come back from. He might as well have just stabbed himself and committed suicide. It would have just had the same effect: going to a far away place he can never come back from. Actually, it would be better if he died, cuz then he could be with his all his friends once they died, too. BUT HE DIDN’T. HE’S GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. AND HES GOING TO GET TIRED OF BILBO EVENTUALLY. Though, I gotta admit, that smile at the end just about did me in.

Frodo is undeniably hot– I myself adore the long dark hair, bright eyes, pale skin look– even better if the hair is curly, like his is. And we were even treated to a shirtless Frodo in this movie!! Whoot! But still, his character was really beginning to annoy me. I know that his mind is supposed to be really strong, and that’s the only reason he wasn’t completely brainwashed and it all turned out all right in the end. Still. I hate how he never figures out how to fight for himself– always screaming for Aragorn or someone else. And what happens when Aragorn isn’t around, like in the battle with the Ringwraiths and the battle with the cave troll later? Frodo gets stabbed! Both times! Jeesh. He need to be a man. And when he believed Gollum and not Sam, who is so loyal and nice and brave and adorable and smart and courageous and would do nothing to hurt him? I was so mad at him for that!! I almost cried at the look on Sam’s face when Frodo told him to go home, and then went off with Gollum (that’s the very first picture if you scroll to the top of this post. POOR SAM!!). Also, in the end, Frodo even decided to keep the ring and almost ruined everything and killed everyone! Like I said, it all eventually turned out okay, but Frodo lost his finger because of it (Gollum bit it off). Serves him right… I’ve begun reading the first book, and I’ve heard Frodo is more brave and heroic in the books. I seriously hope so.

Also, Gollum? Seriously dude?! I love Gollum! In Two Towers, yes he is ugly as hell, but there were still parts when he would say or do things that made me go “awwwww!”. I felt bad for him, I thought his life was sad, and I thought he really wasn’t as evil as everyone thought he was! GOD I EVEN MADE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR HIM!!

and now, in this movie, he was SO EVIL!!!! not even cute at all! not even a little bit! just PURE EVIL! god. i hated him by the end of the movie.

But no movie can be so horrible if it has LEGOLAS in it!!!! Eeeek! Most of the blood-curdling screams that came from my house tonight where a result of his glorious face appearing on the screen. ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Ah. Incredible. I don’t usually go for blondes, in fact, I downright hate most blondes, especially if they’re tan. No one likes a tan blonde. But I really do like the long hair (it’s the sort of thing I fantasize about late at night), and as I mentioned before, his face is something to behold. He is also funny, dramatic, compassionate, loyal, kind, brave, skilled, fast, agile, sexy, and pretty bad-ass with the longbow. Also, he is witty and sarcastic and parts, like when he says, “Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of Dwarves?” Fabulous!! Also, his bromance with Gimli the dwarf is simply adorable. I melted at the part where Gimli said right before the battle with the orcs in Mordor, “Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf.” And Legolas says:

And I screamed. FOR IT IS A BROMANCE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!! Also, you’ll notice how Legolas is one of the very few people in the movies that is NEVER tempted by the ring? Not even a little bit? CUZ HE IS BEYOND AMAZING!!

And, dear God, you would not BELIEVE the amount of sexy people in these movies! I mentioned that Gandalf wasn’t particularly sexy, and Gimli isn’t either, but still. Frodo is sexy, Pippin is adorable, Merry is hot, Aragorn is handsome in that rugged outdoorsy way (though my mom said he looks like Mr. Myers, and that just ruined the whole thing), Sam is cute in a cuddly fashion, and we all know how legit Legolas is. Faramir has much of the same unshaven, sexy look Aragorn has, just softer. Haldir is pretty awesome, too, and Grima would be strangely attractive if it were not for the white makeup they made him wear. As it is, he looks like a clown. A girly clown.

I could go on and on (like, even more than I already am). I could complain about all the parts they left out in the un-extended version that I have to watch on YouTube now (I must borrow the 5-hour version from Eric). I could tell you how much I love the romance between Aragorn and Arwen (who I’m going to be for Halloween). I could say how funny Gimli is, how happy the ending with Frodo waking up in Rivendell made me, how unbelievably epic the fight scenes where, or how legit it was when Legolas killed the oliophant. But I will bore you no longer. Instead, I go to make a music video of Sam, who has replaced Gollum as my Person Who Must Be Pitied And Made Videos Of. But before I do– if you are ever presented with a oppertunity to see this movie– God, any of the Lord of the Rings movies– DEFINATELY WATCH IT. Because, as I see it, deep down inside, we all love Lord of the Rings, whether you are a total geek about it like me, or you just simply enjoyed it. They are the movies of the century for a reason, and don’t you forget it.


LOTR LOVE!!!